You spent a whole damn year farming YET ANOTHER AIRDROP?

Softs, quests, wallets, gas, sleepless nights.

Burned more money 💸 and time ⏳ than you’d ever admit.

And what did you get?

No drop. No dopamine. Just burnout and anxiety.
That same sinking feeling: “Why the f... am I doing this?” 🤬

Somewhere along the way, we forgot why we got into crypto.
It was about freedom — not grinding quests and living on Red Bull.

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Meet Routie — your Web3 assistant that farms for you.

It:
• picks the best tasks
• avoids gas traps
• behaves like a real user
• plays it safe
• and most importantly — gives back your time 🕰️

No spreadsheets. No tool-hopping. No FOMO.
Turn on Routie — and go do literally anything else.

Even if the drop never comes, you still win.

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Runs on its own brain 🧠
Data stored with Privy (same stack as Farcaster, OpenSea, Jupiter)

Project is just launching.
500 early supporter spots available now.

Not a sale — it’s a signal. You’re early.

You get:
❤️‍🔥 70% off the first Routie
❤️‍🔥 access to a private updates group
❤️‍🔥 chance to co-build
❤️‍🔥 spot in the future Yappers Club

Join here: @RoutieBot
Join here: @RoutieBot
Join here: @RoutieBot